qArray=new Array( "'Damn It! You know. I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on tv and more time worring about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.'

- [SOUTH PARK EPISODE 6: DEATH]", "'I and the public know,
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done,
Do evil in return.'

- [W.A. AUDEN]", "'I and the public know,
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done,
Do evil in return.'

- [W.A. AUDEN]", "'We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.'

- [WOODROW WYATT]", "'Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers'.

- [SOKRATES (470-399 F.K)]", "'How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.'

- [ALEXANDRE DUMAS]", "'The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.'

- [DIETRICH BONHOEFFER]", "'Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.'

- [ARISTOTELES (384-322 F.K.)]", "'Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.'

- [JAMES ARTHUR BALDWIN (1924-87)]", "'Never raise your hand to your children;
it leaves your midsection unprotected.'

[Robert Orben]", "'Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who can not, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.'

- [PETER COCHRANE]", "'I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.'

- [SIR WALTER BESANT (1836-1901)]", "'Our children are not going to be just “our children” - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.'

- [MARY STEICHEN CALDERONE (1904-)]", "'Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.'

- [BENJAMIN MCLANE SPOCK (1903-)]", "'All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.'

- [BENJAMIN MCLANE SPOCK (1903-)]", "'What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.'

- [BENJAMIN MCLANE SPOCK (1903-)]", "'Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread.'

- [ALEXANDER POPE (1688-1744)]", "'Never raise your hand to your children;
it leaves your midsection unprotected.'
- [Robert Orben]", "'Det er et klogt barn, der kender sin far'

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